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A recent study conducted by Aubrey de Grey in April 2006 concluded that girls have absolutely zero industrial value. His abstract stated that men are much more important overall and are much better than girls in the following ways:
-Hard workers
-Strong
-Don't bitch about stuff
-Actually accomplish things
-Mature
Girls, on the other hand, have been proven through many trials throughout history to be weak and fragile. Grey's study confirmed such reports. Grey found that girls were too busy doing insignificant things. Girls, however, will argue that the things they do are "important." But as Grey pointed out, the things they do are completely unimportant and irrelevant to the real world. Baking cookies, wearing dresses, and acting all giddish and babyish might be "cute," but "cute" doesn't really accomplish anything. Only men have been proven to accomplish things.
One of the highlights of Grey's experiment was trying to get a girl to mow the grass. The guinea pig girl tried to operate the big, heavy, thick controls, but she ended up straining herself and passing out. A man, however, managed to do so without even trying.
Therefore, girls are worthless in the real world. Girls should not be gotten rid of, but it should be up to the man to accomplish the real tasks.

true or not true? i have no idea.